Dear Angie,
I can’t stand my sister. She acts like such a princess. It’s like the world is supposed to revolve around her. She is one of those girls who is always working out, getting her nails done, tanning, and coloring her hair. Don’t even get me started on the clothes.
Unfortunately, I can’t afford to move out, so I’m stuck living with her. How do you deal with someone like this?
Signed, Considering sororicide
Dear Soror,
First off, hats off to you for the use of sororicide. I don’t think I have ever heard that used before. But, I digress.
I think I hate your sister, too. Doesn’t everybody?
Well, except for the silly, mindless twits who are her BFFs and the guys who are dying to peel those $70 Abercrombie jeans off her perfect little body.
I’m getting agitated just thinking about her.
The only thing I can tell you is this: Try to sleep easier knowing that you are smarter, more mature, and more rational.
In the meantime, hope that her credit cards get canceled, she breaks a nail, and her hair turns orange in some freak hair bleach incident.
You have my sympathies.
Love, Angie
