April 28, 2009

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Dear Angie,

My fiancĂ© is driving me nuts. I wouldn’t say she has a drinking problem, but when she drinks, she acts stupid. She hangs all over people, talks nonstop, and sometimes even falls down. She gets really obnoxious and it’s embarrassing. How can I get her to stop?

Signed, Concerned Boyfriend


Dear BF,

So you’re about to marry “Drunk Girl,” huh? That’s awesome.

Maybe this is something she’ll grow out of. Most do.

Until then, try out-drinking her. By the time she is making a fool of herself, you’ll be half in the bag and her shenanigans won’t bother you a bit.

Cheers, Angie