Dear Angie,
Every morning around 6am, I am awakened by the sound of birds singing in my ear. There is an awning over the window, and birds tend to perch on an inside ledge to hang out and chat. It doesn't bother me. In fact, I think it sounds beautiful.
However, at that time, my husband is getting ready for work and their non-stop singing makes him crazy. He throws stuff at the window to frighten them off.
I don't really have a question, because I'm pretty sure he's going to win this battle, right?
Signed, Music Lover
Dear ML,
Your husband is going to win. He is meaner and more aggressive.
If you attempt to engage him in this battle, he may just throw you through the window to scare them off. Just stay in bed and keep your beak shut.
Sorry, Angie
